I'm the girl who never skips class. I had perfect attendance every year after third grade and cried in fifth grade and possibly a few times thereafter at the prospect of missing one single solitary day of academia. My first job (oh those cheery teen years) was as drug store clerk where I was underappreciated and made to deal with old ladies who attempted to redeem coupons from Rite-Aid (not my store) and request rain checks for 24 bottles of Suave shampoo. I never called out once.
No, I don't have such a love of school or menial labor that I wake up with a great big smile everyday one of those activities comes along. Instead, generally speaking, I cannot stand to miss things. The day I don't go to class is the day the teacher takes attendance and sees I'm not there. And bases twenty percent of our grade on it. And hands out answers to the final. And lollipops. The day I don't go to work is the day they give everyone who is there raises - or fires everyone who's not there. So, with little faltering over the years, I pretty much attend every event, obligation, or activity onto which I sign my name no matter how headache-y, sniffle-y, sore-throat-y, or limpy I am. And show up on time (but that's a post for another day).
Alas, as my decreased Internet presence over the past week as also alluded to, the past several days have been the most debiliating I have experienced in really all of my recent memory. I called out of work. I skipped 2 classes. I stayed in bed for the majority of about four days. I even took a day off my internship, which as any journo student will attest to feels like writing a death sentence to your career (another post for another day on the ridiculousness of that fact, however. But, no, they were really nice about it. Phew.).
I had a stomach virus. I will spare you the details, but looking back it was, well awful, but also fairly enlightening. And here is what I found out:










