In my salad this afternoon:

Two yolks. Like, two chicken babies. I think. I suppose I’m not really sure what it means when there are two yolks in one egg, but I was a little skeeved. Two babies??  AM I EATING TWIN CHICKENS?? SAD. Or, is  this some sort of defect that comes from chickens being fed hormones or something?  Is that who you want to be, Villanova??

But you know, I was  really hungry.

Sigh, poor chickens.